![Thanksgiving Ecard with text: I'm bringing a friend to Thanksgiving. But you don't have to worry, it won't get awkward. Murry is a cannibal. (picture of a turkey at the table, getting ready to eat a cooked turkey.)](https://wrongcards.com/images/c/1175_hu59e1558e813b910c5fb182e9100b15e3_27643_1354x0_resize_lanczos_3.png)
About This Card | “Thanksgiving started when a bunch of Americans fed some half-starved illegal immigrants. The illegals, a bunch of religious extremists who liked to wear amusing hats, got drunk and kept calling the Americans ‘Indians’ for a joke. The Americans were cool about it though and, to commemorate that fact, the descendants of those illegal immigrants dine once a year with a bunch of people they don’t like.” (This is why people don’t invite me to Thanksgiving anymore).
26 Nov 2014