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Get Well Soon Cards Ecard with text: There are many more interesting ways of getting attention besides pretending to be sick

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Excuses Ecard with text: It's not that I don't like hanging out with you. It's that the things that are happening inside my head are usually just more interesting than the things that are happening around me.

Workplace Ecard with text: Thank you for coming into work sick and giving us all Avian/Swine Flu while bravely showing us all what a trooper you are.

Get Well Soon Cards Ecard with text: I've decided I like you again and you should be feeling better in a day or two.

Olympics Ecard with text: There is no point in watching Olympic-level shot put events because nothing interesting ever happens.

Get Well Soon Cards Ecard with text: I am sorry to hear you are feeling unwell. Maybe you would feel better if you provided me with an orgasm.

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The Harvard Skull Fiasco Book Cover

Shea suffers from pathological problems with authority. When he's not fixing computers in the library at Harvard Medical School, he's tormenting middle managers and feuding with his boss. But where in the Harvard employee manual does it say you have to behave perfectly at all times?