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Mother's Day ecard: these pretty flowers had their stalks snapped just as they budded so people could feel good about themselves. It seems pretty morbid and deranged to me, but old women like this stuff so here you are, Happy Mothers Day Blah Blah. Ecard image showing: these pretty flowers had their stalks snapped just as they budded so people could feel good about themselves. It seems pretty morbid and deranged to me, but old women like this stuff so here you are, Happy Mothers Day Blah Blah.

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Published on 10 May 2008

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