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Zombie ecard: A zombie apocalypse is not the best time to stop by your ex's place. Trust me, things just aren't going to pan out between you two. Ecard image showing: A zombie apocalypse is not the best time to stop by your ex's place. Trust me, things just aren't going to pan out between you two.

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Whenever the television tells me that a zombie attack is in progress, I stay calm. I lock up the house and fill the bath tub with water, but I stay calm. You ever notice how everyone has a lot of relationship stuff to talk through when they’re fighting zombies? This is why zombies are so unnerving.
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Published on 16 Jan 2012

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this won't pan out well

Whenever the television tells me that a zombie attack is in progress, I stay calm. I lock up the house and fill the bath tub with water, but I stay calm. You ever notice how everyone has a lot of relationship stuff to talk through when they're fighting zombies? This is why zombies are so unnerving.

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