WTF Ecard with text: My doctor says I am a triumph of modern psychiatric medicine! If he keeps being nice to me I may have to let him out of my basement.

19 Dec 2008

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Romance. It can't be avoided. It has all the sad inevitability of scabies. And what is romance, anyway? On the one hand, you say you don't like someone at work but when their house burns down suddenly I'm the bad guy. And some men grow up eating crayons. Love is not about taking away a man's crayons. What is Romance? Do I put my elbows on the table anymore? No I don't. So there.

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WTF Ecard with text: In my Rorschach ink-blot test I easily recognized the Moth Man who has been trying to eat my soul since my childhood. But I told the doctor I only saw my mother having sex. I like to make him happy.

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On Wednesdays I feature an older card and then spend the rest of the day trying to pass myself off as a credible researcher at Harvard Medical School. I carry a clipboard and say things like, 'We're making progress. I think we have reasons to feel optimistic.' Sooner or later they're going to let me play with the bodies.

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Workplace Ecard with text: im sorry i havent been supportive but i didnt know you had a real psychological problem. with description of ergasiophobia.

ergasiophobia

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Workplace

my frickin psychiatrist

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