Free ecards that are wrong for every occasion.
Birthday Ecard with text: it's your birthday - you're lucky to have them so don't moan about it, or i'll stab you in the face with an umbrella or something
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TGIF Ecard with text: Thank God it's Friday and nobody in Senior Management was brutally stabbed to death with a pen due to an unfortunate misunderstanding.
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Apology Ecard with text: I am sorry I often preface meaningless and insincere apologies with the words 'I'm sorry'.
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Workplace Ecard with text: 'If you were paying attention you would have realized by now that you were promised a pony, but you never received this pony, and that this constitutes a massive betrayal in your life. And the only way to diminish this dull yet irrevocable pain in your heart is to stab random friends and co-workers with pens. Stop by later, I have some pens I'm prepared to sell you.'
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Missing You Cards Ecard with text: I miss you.And now Ive brutally stabbed even my closest imaginary friends in a fit of pique Im feeling REALLY alone. This blood is also imaginary. Don't even worry about it.
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Reminders Ecard with text: Friends don't let friends use the word bromance. In fact, friends 'stab' friends who use the word 'bromance'.
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