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Apology ecard: I'm sorry my use of clear and unambiguous language has been a source of so many misunderstandings.
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On Wednesdays I typically like to post an older card you might not have seen yet and then I spend the rest of the day posting pages and pages of random numbers to random postal addresses over in eastern Afghanistan and north-west Pakistan. It’ll probably drive a couple of people at the CIA completely nuts. You know, I wasn’t like this at all until the government cancelled Gilmore Girls.
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Published on 16 Aug 2012

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On Wednesdays I typically like to post an older card you might not have seen yet and then I spend the rest of the day posting pages and pages of random numbers to random postal addresses over in eastern Afghanistan and north-west Pakistan. It'll probably drive a couple of people at the CIA completely nuts. You know, I wasn't like this at all until the government cancelled Gilmore Girls.

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I'm sorry my use of clear and unambiguous language has been a source of so many misunderstandings.

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