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WTF Ecard with text: I am sorry I feel uncomfortable in the presence of baboons.
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about this card: uncomfortable | I’m a man who believes in the incredible power of the apology, especially when it comes to getting out of scrapes and evading repercussions. A bunch of people will see today’s card and think it somehow doesn’t apply to their lives. This is a rash and foolish notion and I predict that a good forty-four percent of you will send this card someday. And you know I’m right when I use statistics.
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