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It’s been years since we published a reminder card, and that’s only because we forgot - and there’s no better reason for not doing something than that! The second best reason for not doing something is, of course, ‘bears’. The sound you just heard in your head? That was just me dropping the mic and walking off-stage.
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unexpected bears

It's been years since we published a reminder card, and that's only because we forgot - and there's no better reason for not doing something than that! The second best reason for not doing something is, of course, 'bears'. The sound you just heard in your head? That was just me dropping the mic and walking off-stage.

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