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Inspirational ecard: I think it's cute the way some people believe they have planned for every eventuality.
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It’s been years since we published a reminder card, and that’s only because we forgot - and there’s no better reason for not doing something than that! The second best reason for not doing something is, of course, ‘bears’. The sound you just heard in your head? That was just me dropping the mic and walking off-stage.
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It's been years since we published a reminder card, and that's only because we forgot - and there's no better reason for not doing something than that! The second best reason for not doing something is, of course, 'bears'. The sound you just heard in your head? That was just me dropping the mic and walking off-stage.

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