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Olympics Ecard with text: Never forget the real unsung heroes of the Olympic Games ... the scientists working tirelessly behind the scenes to create completely undetectable steroids.
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about this card: unsung heroes | So here’s a tip: if you should ever find yourself at a dinner table with some senior IOC officials, don’t mention the sentiments of today’s wrongcard. They’ll blither at you in fluent Belgian or Swiss (or whatever that jibber-jabber was), storm out and leave you with the check. Trust me: it’s a good thing I can climb through bathroom windows.
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