![Excuses Ecard with text: Sorry I cannot attend your party but somebody died, I have to attend their funeral,police are describing the death as unsuspicious so anyway: I can't go.](https://wrongcards.com/images/c/699_hufd6a08fa6e11448b94921175218f914c_35963_1354x0_resize_lanczos_3.png)
About This Card | The solitary purpose of an Excuses Card is to extricate you from a social obligation. Just send a wrongcard and let me tell lies on your behalf. See? Your conscience is clear. And my conscience? I don’t have one yet but I promise that a conscience is the first thing I’m going to buy when I’m rich.
26 Sep 2011