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about this card: unsuspicious | The solitary purpose of an Excuses Card is to extricate you from a social obligation. Just send a wrongcard and let me tell lies on your behalf. See? Your conscience is clear. And my conscience? I don’t have one yet but I promise that a conscience is the first thing I’m going to buy when I’m rich.
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