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St Patricks's Day Ecard with text: This year let's spend St Patricks Day hanging out with English people and letting them push us around. — about this card: untraditional | 400 years ago Boston was a drop-off point for a religious sect who frowned upon the entire concept of pleasure. But nowadays Bostonians all swear they’re from Ireland. I was pretty skeptical they had any Irish ancestry at all until presented with the irrefutable evidence of green socks on St. Patricks Day. Thank God. I thought they were all mad…

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