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On re-hash Wednesdays I like to post an older card that many of you might not have seen and then I devote the rest of the day to raising money for Ann and Mitt Romney’s charity, ‘Children Without Skiis’. If I happen to meet a rich society lady at one of these functions and that leads to me getting married and entering the ‘We Don’t Pay Taxes’ class, then … no really, it’s about the kids…
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Published on 20 Sep 2012

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upcoming marriage

On re-hash Wednesdays I like to post an older card that many of you might not have seen and then I devote the rest of the day to raising money for Ann and Mitt Romney's charity, 'Children Without Skiis'. If I happen to meet a rich society lady at one of these functions and that leads to me getting married and entering the 'We Don't Pay Taxes' class, then ... no really, it's about the kids...

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Congratulations on your upcoming marriage, I can't wait to see which one of you wins.

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