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In the US everyone seems to go on vacation in August - my inbox is full of out-of-office emails. If they’re not doing anything, I’m not either: and did I mention today is re-hash Wednesday? Screw work, I’m off to steal office supplies. And maybe I’ll redirect all print queues to the Vatican. The day is pregnant with possibilities…
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Published on 1 Sep 2011

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In the US everyone seems to go on vacation in August - my inbox is full of out-of-office emails. If they're not doing anything, I'm not either: and did I mention today is re-hash Wednesday? Screw work, I'm off to steal office supplies. And maybe I'll redirect all print queues to the Vatican. The day is pregnant with possibilities...

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