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Hey now! This card is featured in our box of postcards: Box #1: the 'I'm No Longer Angry at Mother ' Edition.

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Ecard text: Your friendship is valuable to me. And that is why I'll need try to steal your kidneys.
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Do you ever feel sometimes that you have to go the extra-mile just to prove you are a good friend? Well, this card is that extra-mile... and a half.



The Story So Far, Part I

I just disappeared for four years. It's time to come out from the woodwork, but where do I start? How about I go back to the middle?

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