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Christmas Ecard with text: 'It's Christmas! And this year I would like a ZEBRA. Or I won't believe you care about me at all. PS. It has to be alive.'
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about this card: christmas zebra | Stare off into the distance. “You’re almost as disappointing as Norman…”..“Who is Norman, Ma?”..“Norman was a disappointment. He wasn’t a devoted son either. Wanted to run off and ’live his life’, whatever that means. All his poor Mother asked for was a zebra. Police never found his body.” “I’ll bring you a zebra mom, I promise.”…“You’re a good boy. On your way home, pick me up a carton of cigarettes.”
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