about this card:christmas zebra | Stare off into the distance. “You’re almost as disappointing as Norman…”..“Who is Norman, Ma?”..“Norman was a disappointment. He wasn’t a devoted son either. Wanted to run off and ’live his life’, whatever that means. All his poor Mother asked for was a zebra. Police never found his body.” “I’ll bring you a zebra mom, I promise.”…“You’re a good boy. On your way home, pick me up a carton of cigarettes.”
Keep up with my nonsense
Subscribe to my newsletter and get one of my ebooks for free.
Shea suffers from pathological problems with authority. When he's not fixing computers in the library at Harvard Medical School, he's tormenting middle managers and feuding with his boss. But where in the Harvard employee manual does it say you have to behave perfectly at all times?