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Political Satire Ecard with text: Yay! You get to vote! Pick from Candidates A or B. CANDIDATE A is really rich, and he'll work tirelessly to improve the lives of a few hundred people who own banks and international corporations.
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about this card: voting | It’s voting time in the US and there have been some requests for some election coverage here. The only problem is that, well, voting is a deeply divisive issue. Some are in favor of voting, others are against, and some are in favor of voting hundreds of times. I’d only do the latter if the bloke has particularly nice hair.
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