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Dark Humor ecard: Don't knock war. It's societies way of getting rid of unwanted teenagers. Ecard image showing: Don't knock war. It's societies way of getting rid of unwanted teenagers.

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One day an old lady on a bus told me that my being drafted into a war would probably fix everything that she instantly didn’t like about me. I realized right away that this is why young people no longer introduce themselves with the words ‘at your disposal’.
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Published on 9 Sep 2011

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One day an old lady on a bus told me that my being drafted into a war would probably fix everything that she instantly didn't like about me. I realized right away that this is why young people no longer introduce themselves with the words 'at your disposal'.

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