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Dark Humor Ecard with text: Don't knock war. It's societies way of getting rid of unwanted teenagers. — about this card: war | ‘One day an old lady on a bus told me that my being drafted into a war would probably fix everything that she instantly didn’t like about me. I realized right away that this is why young people no longer introduce themselves with the words “at your disposal”.’

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Shea suffers from pathological problems with authority. When he's not fixing computers in the library at Harvard Medical School, he's tormenting middle managers and feuding with his boss. But where in the Harvard employee manual does it say you have to behave perfectly at all times?