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Baby ecard: Don't be alarmed if your baby doesn't do anything all day but lie around being boring and making weird noises: turns out this is normal.
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It’s fine to be quietly afraid of werewolves but nobody worries about wereferrets, do they? A werewolf is big, you can see it padding down the road but a wereferret is small, thus hard to see as it drops from overhead branches. Imagine the fluid grace of it gnashing through the air, fastening onto major artery. Imagine the horror. I’d like to add that today’s card is about babies.
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Published on 16 Apr 2013

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weird noises

It's fine to be quietly afraid of werewolves but nobody worries about wereferrets, do they? A werewolf is big, you can see it padding down the road but a wereferret is small, thus hard to see as it drops from overhead branches. Imagine the fluid grace of it gnashing through the air, fastening onto major artery. Imagine the horror. I'd like to add that today's card is about babies.

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Don't be alarmed if your baby doesn't do anything all day but lie around being boring and making weird noises: turns out this is normal.

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