When i need cheering up | CheerUp Ecard | WRONGCARDS

CheerUp Ecard with text: When i need cheering up, i just try to imagine everything and everyone around me on fire. try it - you'll feel a whole lot better.

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CheerUp Ecard with text: You think you have problems. My Sims are trapped inside a burning house and someone has bricked up the doors. Life can be so sad.

CheerUp Ecard with text: I'm sorry that our reality is sometimes just badly calibrated.

TGIF Ecard with text: Thank God it's Friday and nobody's desk mysteriously caught fire.

Mother's Day Ecard with text: Happy Mothers Day. There is no greater proof of my affection for you than the fact that I never set fire to a rival sibling, no matter how funny it would have been.

Reminders Ecard with text: In the Event of Fire, panic.

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The Harvard Skull Fiasco Book Cover

Shea suffers from pathological problems with authority. When he's not fixing computers in the library at Harvard Medical School, he's tormenting middle managers and feuding with his boss. But where in the Harvard employee manual does it say you have to behave perfectly at all times?