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CheerUp Ecard with text: When i need cheering up, i just try to imagine everything and everyone around me on fire. try it - you'll feel a whole lot better.
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CheerUp Ecard with text: You think you have problems. My Sims are trapped inside a burning house and someone has bricked up the doors. Life can be so sad.
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CheerUp Ecard with text: I'm sorry that our reality is sometimes just badly calibrated.
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TGIF Ecard with text: Thank God it's Friday and nobody's desk mysteriously caught fire.
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Mother's Day Ecard with text: Happy Mothers Day. There is no greater proof of my affection for you than the fact that I never set fire to a rival sibling, no matter how funny it would have been.
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Reminder Ecard with text: In the Event of Fire, panic.
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