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Mother's Day ecard: Don't worry Mother. When I'm high I love you at least twenty-five percent more than usual. It just accentuates everything! Ecard image showing: Don't worry Mother. When I'm high I love you at least twenty-five percent more than usual. It just accentuates everything!

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It’s that time of year when we all remember our mothers. That’s right. Mothers Day is nigh - at least, it is in North America. Different countries tend to celebrate Mothers Day at different times of year. I know, right? Why can’t the world just agree on one thing? It’s like we were all brought up badly or something. Anyway. This card has 25% more good taste than the others.
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Published on 8 May 2015

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when im high

It's that time of year when we all remember our mothers. That's right. Mothers Day is nigh - at least, it is in North America. Different countries tend to celebrate Mothers Day at different times of year. I know, right? Why can't the world just agree on one thing? It's like we were all brought up badly or something. Anyway. This card has 25% more good taste than the others.

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Don't worry Mother. When I'm high I love you at least twenty-five percent more than usual. It just accentuates everything!

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