Ecard text: Why does society frown upon people with minds like ours?
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Ecard text: Not long after I became a werewolf people stopped being able to detect when I was exaggerating.
Ecard text: Due to prohibitively strict laws in my State, I could not this year contrive to present you with the severed head of Justin Bieber as a Christmas gift. And I say so with heartfelt regret and feelings of utter despondency.
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