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St Patricks's Day Ecard with text: We drink to remember St Patrick's liberation of Ireland from the Nazi-Alien occupation of 1932-1956, which you would know all about if you too watched the History Channel.
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about this card: why we drink | It makes me sad that many people don’t take St Patrick’s Day seriously. Some will prance about in fatuous green socks, mention some highly unlikely Irish ancestor and then consider their obligations to the thing met. Not me. I’m a messenger. From God, probably. And if I don’t explain this holiday then millions will be spending Saturday drunk for no reason at all. So here we go …
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