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Ecard text: As you get older, plastic surgery can be prohibitively expensive,and wasteful if you already have a friend who has a book on the subject, a pair of scissors and a willingness to learn new skills.
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I'll go ahead and admit it: today's card is silly. Usually I like to keep things pretty serious here because we live in grave, uncertain times and I don't want anyone to think I'm a frivolous person. Still, I can joke about cosmetic surgery because I'd never spoil a surprise. People love surprises. "Wake up! While you were sleeping I fixed your nose! Now you have two!" I am awesome at friendship...



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