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Birthday ecard: As you get older, plastic surgery can be prohibitively expensive,and wasteful if you already have a friend who has a book on the subject, a pair of scissors and a willingness to learn new skills. Ecard image showing: As you get older, plastic surgery can be prohibitively expensive,and wasteful if you already have a friend who has a book on the subject, a pair of scissors and a willingness to learn new skills.

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I’ll go ahead and admit it: today’s card is silly. Usually I like to keep things pretty serious here because we live in grave, uncertain times and I don’t want anyone to think I’m a frivolous person. Still, I can joke about cosmetic surgery because I’d never spoil a surprise. People love surprises. ‘Wake up! While you were sleeping I fixed your nose! Now you have two!’ I am awesome at friendship…
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Published on 20 Mar 2013

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willingness to learn

I'll go ahead and admit it: today's card is silly. Usually I like to keep things pretty serious here because we live in grave, uncertain times and I don't want anyone to think I'm a frivolous person. Still, I can joke about cosmetic surgery because I'd never spoil a surprise. People love surprises. 'Wake up! While you were sleeping I fixed your nose! Now you have two!' I am awesome at friendship...

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As you get older, plastic surgery can be prohibitively expensive,and wasteful if you already have a friend who has a book on the subject, a pair of scissors and a willingness to learn new skills.

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