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Valentines ecard: Happy Valentines Day. Because there is nothing weird about winged, naked babies holding weapons. Ecard image showing: Happy Valentines Day. Because there is nothing weird about winged, naked babies holding weapons.

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I’m the sort of responsible guy you could take back to your parent’s trailer without police needing to get involved but that’s only cause my Nanna raised me proper. I remember us sharing a tin of cat food one night and her telling me how ‘chicks dig a romantic’. So fellers - take note.
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winged babies

I'm the sort of responsible guy you could take back to your parent's trailer without police needing to get involved but that's only cause my Nanna raised me proper. I remember us sharing a tin of cat food one night and her telling me how 'chicks dig a romantic'. So fellers - take note.

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Happy Valentines Day. Because there is nothing weird about winged, naked babies holding weapons.

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