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Workplace Ecard with text: They're not paying me enough money to NOT answer emails honestly. — about this card: workplace honesty | Writing work emails is easy. First, I write what I have to say on a piece of paper, then I carefully set fire to that paper and stamp the ashes into oblivion. Then I take a muscle relaxant, sit down at my desk and type up the opposite of what I wrote on the paper and click send. Finally I stab my childhood teddy bear in the head with a pair of scissors.

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Love Ecard with text: If we start dating then I would no longer need to pay for sex except on special occasions. So it would be win-win for both of us.

Christmas Ecard with text: Merry Christmas Etcetera. But I am not buying you a present because I don't like to sneak around and do things behind your back.

Father's Day Ecard with text: I would have forked out real money for a real Fathers Day card, but it turns out that God is my real father.

Valentines Ecard with text: And personally I have no problem with it being an 'exchanging consumer goods for sex kind of holiday.

Birthday Ecard with text: i know that you hate birthdays, but it's not like you have many left. and a smiley face in the picture.

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Shea suffers from pathological problems with authority. When he's not fixing computers in the library at Harvard Medical School, he's tormenting middle managers and feuding with his boss. But where in the Harvard employee manual does it say you have to behave perfectly at all times?