![Workplace Ecard with text: They're not paying me enough money to NOT answer emails honestly.](https://wrongcards.com/images/c/830_hu090d2e64d9912b7a7c583cf6f3e788a6_18664_1354x0_resize_lanczos_3.png)
About This Card | Writing work emails is easy. First, I write what I have to say on a piece of paper, then I carefully set fire to that paper and stamp the ashes into oblivion. Then I take a muscle relaxant, sit down at my desk and type up the opposite of what I wrote on the paper and click send. Finally I stab my childhood teddy bear in the head with a pair of scissors.
28 Mar 2013