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There is nothing worse than people fretting about frivolous things. Well, being pecked to death by half-starved ducks is probably worse. Also, being followed around by the same pigeon for weeks was pretty rough when that happened to me recently. I had to keep buying it fries to prevent it from brow-beating me. Stupid bird.
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Published on 8 Apr 2014

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There is nothing worse than people fretting about frivolous things. Well, being pecked to death by half-starved ducks is probably worse. Also, being followed around by the same pigeon for weeks was pretty rough when that happened to me recently. I had to keep buying it fries to prevent it from brow-beating me. Stupid bird.

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I'm not saying that you worry about trivial, absurd things. I'm saying that you worry about trivial, absurd things AND fail to appreciate the dangers of couch monsters. (Picture of a couch with tentacles.)

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