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Apology Ecard with text: I'm sorry I don't always know what you want me to do, maybe if you said less I'd know which parts to pay attention to. — about this card: yap yap yap | These days, on an almost daily basis, I find myself needing to apologize to someone. Sometimes I even need to apologize sincerely. When that happens, I make a wrongcard. Then I ask myself ‘what have I got to apologize for?’ and, instead of sending it, I eat a muffin. It’s a pretty good system really.

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Apology Ecard with text: i am sorry i didnt listen to you but sometimes it is difficult to hear things over the screams of the enemies i have trapped in my mind.

Apology Ecard with text: I'm sorry I forgot to pretend I was listening to your nonsense.

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The Harvard Skull Fiasco Book Cover

Shea suffers from pathological problems with authority. When he's not fixing computers in the library at Harvard Medical School, he's tormenting middle managers and feuding with his boss. But where in the Harvard employee manual does it say you have to behave perfectly at all times?