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Apology Ecard with text: I'm sorry I don't always know what you want me to do, maybe if you said less I'd know which parts to pay attention to.
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about this card: yap yap yap | These days, on an almost daily basis, I find myself needing to apologize to someone. Sometimes I even need to apologize sincerely. When that happens, I make a wrongcard. Then I ask myself ‘what have I got to apologize for?’ and, instead of sending it, I eat a muffin. It’s a pretty good system really.
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