Ecard text: Why are you far, far away  pursuing your own selfish interests when you should be HERE helping me feel good about myself?
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Ecard text: there are no wolves in the supermarket. believe it all you want but if you're ever wrong you're dead.
Ecard text: Americans will spend $600 million dollars on fireworks for the 4th of July. 99% of those fireworks will be imported from China. Happy Independence Day.
Ecard text: 'In the event of zombies, remember: sanity first. Try to take some time out of every day to enjoy yourself. (Picture of bloodstained bobcat forklift thing chasing zombie).'
Ecard text: Happy valentines day. This is a picture of an earwig. I am the best.
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