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this never happened

Category: Get Well

November 28, 2012

from the newsletter

Unfortunately, I have become well-known to my local post office and (even more sadly) they have taken to sending me politely-worded letters suggesting I desist from sending any more bees through mail.

— I Made Postcards You'd Only Send to Your Enemies

long term plans

Category: Birthday

June 25, 2013

Birthday ecard with text: Happy Birthday. And remember: heart disease kills about one in every four people.

birthday heart

Category: Birthday

February 2, 2013

Workplace ecard with text: Thank you for coming into work sick and giving us all Avian/Swine Flu while bravely showing us all what a trooper you are.

presenteeism

Category: Workplace

January 17, 2013

Get Well ecard with text: I've decided I like you again and you should be feeling better in a day or two.

this never happened

Category: Get Well

November 28, 2012

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On moving houses, raising children, and why humans are essentially monkeys in trees.
— Of Primate Psychology and Frozen Mullets
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What my daughter's math homework teaches me about human nature (and why I prefer locusts)
— The Problem With Problems
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A meditation on small tyrants, and the politics of family succession.
— Of Crumpets, Cookies, and Outside Dogs
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A belated thanks from me.
— A Quick Thank You
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