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Get Well Soon Cards Ecard with text: why are you sick? i am lonely. you're not going to die are you?

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Get Well Soon Cards Ecard with text: I've decided I like you again and you should be feeling better in a day or two.

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The Harvard Skull Fiasco Book Cover

Shea suffers from pathological problems with authority. When he's not fixing computers in the library at Harvard Medical School, he's tormenting middle managers and feuding with his boss. But where in the Harvard employee manual does it say you have to behave perfectly at all times?