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Category: Excuses

May 25, 2012

from the newsletter

I don’t know if you’ve ever tried to discuss theology with anyone but what happens is that, well, everybody else’s insight into the mind of their Deity is far better than your own, and that’s all there is to say on the subject.

— The Trickster Approach

presenteeism

Category: Workplace

January 17, 2013

Get Well ecard with text: I've decided I like you again and you should be feeling better in a day or two.

this never happened

Category: Get Well

November 28, 2012

Get Well ecard with text: I am sorry to hear you are feeling unwell. Maybe you would feel better if you provided me with an orgasm.

very giving

Category: Get Well

July 10, 2012

Excuses ecard with text: I'm not going in to work today because I'm either temporarily unable to muster the strength to pretend that anything I do has any significance. Or because I have a bit of a nasty cough.

mustering

Category: Excuses

May 25, 2012

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