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How I Cheer Myself Up During the Holidays

I like living here in Cambridge, Massachusetts, for at least six months out of every year. Then it gets cold and dark and dismal, and you have to be very deliberate about cheering yourself up. Here's an example of how I do that. read more

Shea is beginning to think that stealing the world's most famous skull wasn't the best way to launch his career in cat burglary...

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Ecard text: i'm sorry ... When I hurt you, it's just like hurting me. Only less so.

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Ecard text: I'm sorry I dramatically misinterpreted your suggestion that we bury the hatchet.

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Ecard text: Everybody works for the man. But nobody knows who the man is. But one day I will find out who he is and strangle him. And then I will be the man. Until then, your job is to buy me lunch and appreciate me. Later I will probably reward you.

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Ecard text: It is better that garden gnomes are not real, for I should have no choice but to spend all my years teaching them to meaning of fear.

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