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Thinking of You ecard: you're so uptight, you'd get out of a bath to take a dump Ecard image showing: you're so uptight, you'd get out of a bath to take a dump

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I would never defecate in my own bath, obviously ; it’s unhygienic. But I’d definitely do it in the bath of my enemies. Amusing story: the head of Human Resources never locks her upstairs bathroom window. Actually, I just remembered - the legal advice I received prevents me from continuing that story, which is a pity really. On a different topic, the head of HR has used up all her mental health days for this year. Talk about neurotic!
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Published on 27 Mar 2008

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so uptight

I would never defecate in my own bath, obviously ; it's unhygienic. But I'd definitely do it in the bath of my enemies. Amusing story: the head of Human Resources never locks her upstairs bathroom window. Actually, I just remembered - the legal advice I received prevents me from continuing that story, which is a pity really. On a different topic, the head of HR has used up all her mental health days for this year. Talk about neurotic!

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you're so uptight, you'd get out of a bath to take a dump

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