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Zombie Ecard with text: A realist's plan for dealing with a zombie outbreak. step 1) run away screaming with hands over head in sheer panic and terror.
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about this card: zombie realism | I’ve always had a very firm grasp on reality. The reason is that when I was twelve I witnessed my sister’s abduction by extraterrestrials from our family home on Martha’s Vineyard, which drove me to join the FBI where I investigated unsolved cases alongside a pretty, red-haired forensic pathologist. You don’t have to believe me: the truth is out there.
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