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Free Dark Humor Baby & Pregnancy Ecards

Baby ecard with text: Congratulations on your New Baby! You have just scored two decades of economic servitude preparing a young mind to live unaided in a troubled, neurotic world.

economic servitude

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Baby ecard with text: congratulation on your infant. here is hoping it is not an evil devil baby with demonic powers like pyrokinesis.

evil devil baby

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Baby ecard with text: It is so cute and endearing that your reaction to the certitude of an impending ecological disaster that includes famine,civil-unrest, and irreversible mass extinctions right across our entire food chain as a consequence of human overpopulation, is to hav

five babies

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Baby ecard with text: You and me and baby makes two.

you and me, and baby

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Baby ecard with text: genetically speaking, i think youre taking hell of a risk having children.

genetically speaking

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Baby ecard with text: don't misunderstand me, I think babies are cute! It's children, adolescents and adults who are the monsters.

babies are cute

Baby ecard with text: we're having a baby! Ha! No, not really. But that really messed with your head for a second, didn't it?

we're having a baby!

Baby ecard with text: i support you reproducing, i'm just saying it's never too late to back out, with picture of coat hanger

support you reproducing

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Baby ecard with text: oh jesus - you are so not frickin' prepared for this

you are so not prepared

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