Congratulations Ecards

Occasionally one is compelled, through no fault of one’s own, to celebrate the achievement of a person who is not oneself. These cards are designed to see you through these non-self-congratulatory moments with flying colors. You may sound ironical and insincere but why should the winner get all the good sentiment, praise and attention? There’s no reason you shouldn’t feel peevish that it isn’t you up there in the limelight. So send one of these token expressions of interest in the form of an ecard. Never mind, one day it’ll be you receiving congratulations cards and then everyone will want your love and validation. Until then we must bide our time, oh yes…

Congratulations Ecard with text: congratulations. i'm really happy for you and also curious to know how sexually generous this all makes you feel.

sexually generous

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Congratulations Ecard with text: Congratulations but we both know that youre not really successful in life until Ronald McDonald puts out a restraining order against you. Until then, you are just dicking around.

ronald mcdonald

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Congratulations Ecard with text: congratulations for exceeding our expectations. which admittedly were pretty modest.

exceeding expectations

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Congratulations Ecard with text: A congratulations on your success. yes, you are making the rest of us look inadequate. And yes, you should fear reprisals.

fear reprisals

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