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Celebration Ecards

See also Baby Birthday Congratulations Weddings

Weddings ecard with text: I hope you dont want a traditional wedding because I cant afford to donate any oxen or goats.

traditional wedding

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Weddings ecard with text: 43% of marriages end in divorce. The rest end in death. But good luck with this project.

forty three percent

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Congratulations ecard with text: congratulations for exceeding our expectations. which admittedly were pretty modest.

exceeding expectations

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Baby ecard with text: It is so cute and endearing that your reaction to the certitude of an impending ecological disaster that includes famine,civil-unrest, and irreversible mass extinctions right across our entire food chain as a consequence of human overpopulation, is to hav

five babies

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Birthday ecard with text: happy birthday and may my premonition that you will be devoured by a giant flesh eating spider not come true this year

my premonition

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Birthday ecard with text: happy birthday - we await your coming mid-life crisis with avid curiosity and eager speculation.

awaiting mid-life crises

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Baby ecard with text: You and me and baby makes two.

you and me, and baby

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Baby ecard with text: genetically speaking, i think youre taking hell of a risk having children.

genetically speaking

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Birthday ecard with text: some people are more figurative than literal when they say they put love into a birthday cake. not me.

figurative or literal

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Birthday ecard with text: 'PLEASE NOTE: this ecard barely meets the minimum recommended allowance for sentiment in a birthday card.'

barely meets standards

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