Ecards Unsuitable for Expressing Concern

Concern Cards will let you express regard - or, rather disregard for someone. As Greeting Cards these are a little useless and sending them to people might even be considered tasteless but people have all sorts of ill-founded opinions and what do they know, really? Now, I could jibber-jabber through a list of reasons not to send a wrongcard to anybody but you have probably stopped reading this by now. Why do I do this? What was I ever thinking? This is the stupidest start-up idea anyone ever had - and makes my ‘Theme Park for Sheep’ idea seem brazenly lucrative. I’m wasting my potential.