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Apology Ecards

Apology Ecard with text: I rely on you to fix me and you're doing a really bad job, so everything is your fault.

failed apology

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Apology Ecard with text: I am sorry you always force me to blame you for everything.

blame game

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Apology Ecard with text: I am sorry I forget to fulfill my promises to you though in my defense I only break the really, really boring promises.

broken promises

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Apology Ecard with text: i am sorry that so much of what you say sounds like blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah...

blah blah

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Apology Ecard with text: I am sorry I cannot accompany you to church. Because sometimes God talks to me and when He does I have to cover my ears because all He wants to do is talk smut.

sometimes god talks smut

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Apology Ecard with text: I am sorry for the ridiculous lies I have to make up to get you to put out.

ridiculous lies

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Apology Ecard with text: i am sorry that you only seem to want to communicate when i'm busy killing Nazis.

busy killing nazis

Tradition dictates that I post an older card on Wednesdays, and today's card explores the same theme as yesterday's - that is: miscommunication. BTW, I've given a lot of thought to the topic of miscommunication and have decided I'm in favor of it overall. It also keeps me in business.

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Apology Ecard with text: I am sorry that unattended forklifts have invisible sign with the words: steal me written on them that only I can see.

unattended forklifts

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Apology Ecard with text: I'm sorry I sometimes monologue but it really only happens when I think you have nothing of interest to say.

sometimes monologue

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Apology Ecard with text: I'm sorry I'm not more selfless but I tried it once and it kind of sucked for me.

sorry im not selfless

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