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Get Well Soon Cards. Whoever said laughter is the best medicine probably wasn't an epidemiologist.

You know how awful it can be when a friend gets sick and you want to tell them you want them to get well soon, but you don’t watch to catch their awful swine flu germs? Well, all you have to do is send a get well card from wrongcards.

These cards will help you seem like you want them feel better without your having to go over there when they’re at their most boring and contagious. Incidentally if things don’t pan out well with your aforementioned sick friend don’t forget we have Sympathy Ecards. A little bit self-promotion there.

By the way, these sympathy cards, like all the others, are free to send. Woot! Sympathy doesn’t get any cheaper than this!


Get Well Soon Cards Ecard with text: I've decided I like you again and you should be feeling better in a day or two.
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about this card: this never happened | Whenever a friend comes down with a sore throat or a cold I like to sit at their bedside and offer repeated assurances that it's WAY too early to suspect that this might be the illness that takes their life. And that it's completely absurd to start suspecting Foul Play, while I walk around tapping on the walls as if searching for a hollow sound. I guess I want everybody's life to be an adventure.
Get Well Soon Cards Ecard with text: I am sorry to hear you are feeling unwell. Maybe you would feel better if you provided me with an orgasm.
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about this card: very giving | The thing about sick people is they give off fumes which are made up of tiny animals. You can't see them with the naked eye but, if inhaled, they get inside your blood and try to kill you. Also - people with optimistic attitudes have better defenses. That's why you have to cheer up sick people - it makes them less toxic. I've always been good at science.
Get Well Soon Cards Ecard with text: I am sorry you are feeling sick tomorrow and wish there was something I could do to help,
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about this card: pinned | You can go ahead and send this card to anyone - no need to wait for them to be sick. Let's face it, the odds of them being sick tomorrow is way higher than normal. Oh, don't thank me. Thank the government!
Get Well Soon Cards Ecard with text: Get well soon, but failing that, try not to die on theses days.
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about this card: calendar | It is a sad thing but sometimes people can get sick and this may occasionally result in the interruption of one's plans. Experience has taught me that nobody likes it when you leave a bed-side vigil to go jet-skiing. I believe this is because people are fundamentally irrational. Send a Get Well card and THEN you can go jet-skiing.
Get Well Soon Cards Ecard with text: There are many more interesting ways of getting attention besides pretending to be sick
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Get Well Soon Cards Ecard with text: I am sure you would feel better if you just let me practice acupuncture on you.
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Get Well Soon Cards Ecard with text: I suspect you have caught the Swine Flu and it's your fault because I warned you to wear a condom and you didn't listen.
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about this card: suspecting swine flu | "Oh I heard you have swine flu." "No, I did have a headache but -" "Yeah, sounds like Swine Flu. Stay away from me, man." "It's not --" "Hey back off! I don't need to die right now."
Get Well Soon Cards Ecard with text: Sorry you're not feeling well. Hypochondria is a serious condition and we hope you get over it real soon.
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Get Well Soon Cards Ecard with text: why are you sick? i am lonely. you're not going to die are you?
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Get Well Soon Cards Ecard with text: I am sorry to hear you are unwell and hope it is not rabies.
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Get Well Soon Cards Ecard with text: I just want to reassure you that the only thing you should really be worrying about right now is the onset of neurosis.
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Get Well Soon Cards Ecard with text: 'Get well soon! There is a 33% chance that you are host to toxoplasmic brain parasites, which can kill you when your immune system is weakened. Like now-ish. So: feel better...'
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