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Concerned Ecards

Apology Ecard with text: I am sorry I got tired and forgot to pretend you are not deeply wrong about so many things.

tired sorry

Sometimes we have to apologize. Sometimes, even when any impartial, highly-educated expert would firmly agree that you are right and the other person is sadly bereft of facts and utterly adrift in a sea of confusion, we have to apologize. This card is for those moments.

Apology

Get Well Ecard with text: There are many more interesting ways of getting attention besides pretending to be sick

getting attention

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Get Well

CheerUp Ecard with text: Your friendship is valuable to me. And that is why I'll need try to steal your kidneys.

valuable friendship

Do you ever feel sometimes that you have to go the extra-mile just to prove you are a good friend? Well, this card is that extra-mile... and a half.

CheerUp

Thank You Ecard with text: Thank you for not being the sort of person who comments at youtube.

youtube comment

Yeah. Youtube freaks me out some days.

Thank You

Apology Ecard with text: If you don't know why I'm apologizing, please disregard this ecard. It's nothing and you always forgive me eventually anyway so just think about something else. Go like this, LA La la la la LA.

just go la la la

I'm sure that none of you has ever needed to apologize to anyone for anything ... but if it ever becomes necessary to PRETEND to be sorry about something (because someone is being boring and serious about it) then this card will surely help.

Apology

Apology Ecard with text: I am sorry your child is crap at drawing. SEE? the perspective is all off ...

childrens art critic

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Apology

Thinking of You Ecard with text: I'm sorry that I find it easier to spend time at Lifehacker than to actually be productive.

internet productivity

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Thinking of You

Missing You Ecard with text: Why are you far, far away pursuing your own selfish interests when you should be HERE helping me feel good about myself?

selfish interests

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Missing You

Apology Ecard with text: I am sorry that my apologies seem insincere and I promise to keep practicing them until you no longer notice.

otherwise sincere

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Apology

Thinking of You Ecard with text: I like to think that people would appreciate us much more if they smoked cigarettes made from pencil shavings.

pencil shaving

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Thinking of You