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Concerned Ecards

Apology CheerUp Excuses Get Well Missing You Reminders Sympathy Thank You Thinking of You
Apology Ecard with text: i am sorry that you only seem to want to communicate when i'm busy killing Nazis.

busy killing nazis

Tradition dictates that I post an older card on Wednesdays, and today's card explores the same theme as yesterday's - that is: miscommunication. BTW, I've given a lot of thought to the topic of miscommunication and have decided I'm in favor of it overall. It also keeps me in business.

Apology

Apology Ecard with text: I am sorry that unattended forklifts have invisible sign with the words: steal me written on them that only I can see.

unattended forklifts

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Apology

Apology Ecard with text: I'm sorry I sometimes monologue but it really only happens when I think you have nothing of interest to say.

sometimes monologue

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Apology

Sympathy Ecard with text: 'I am sorry about your sudden and tragic loss. And can I spare you what was, for me, a painful lesson and suggest you do not idly bring up the topic of cannibalism? Take it from me: people can get pretty weird at you about it.'

pretty weird

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Sympathy

Thinking of You Ecard with text: I'm not saying you have bad taste in music because I am your friend and friends don't say things like that. Even when it's right. Even when it's wrong. Because then it's just some kind of great, insidious insect burrowing deep into the aching grey pulp of their brains, they say nothing. And it completely sucks.

friends say

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Thinking of You

Apology Ecard with text: I'm sorry I'm not more selfless but I tried it once and it kind of sucked for me.

sorry im not selfless

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Apology

Sympathy Ecard with text: i am sorry you are bereaved but at least you have been rewarded with a small trophy

small trophy

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Sympathy

Sympathy Ecard with text: Sorry to hear about your tragic loss but just remember that life goes on. (For some of us.)

life goes on

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Sympathy

Sympathy Ecard with text: Im sorry that death is such a buzz kill and that Ive been thinking more about breasts than your tragic loss. I just find them very life-affirming. See? Life-affirming.

life affirming

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Sympathy

CheerUp Ecard with text: cheer up! you still have - i still have my health.

i still have my health

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CheerUp

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