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Concerned Ecards

See also Apology CheerUp Excuses Get Well Missing You Reminders Sympathy Thank You Thinking of You

Thinking of You ecard with text: im sorry that your inner child is a fricking juvenile delinquent.

your inner child

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Thinking of You ecard with text: It really is a good thing that you and i don't have any executive power.

a good thing

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CheerUp ecard with text: My spore creatures discovered the theory of evolution, then stopped believing in me :(

all of creation mocks me

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Get Well ecard with text: 'Get well soon! There is a 33% chance that you are host to toxoplasmic brain parasites, which can kill you when your immune system is weakened. Like now-ish. So: feel better...'

brain parasites

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Thank You ecard with text: thanks. so this is what gratitude feels like. huh.

so this is gratitude

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Thinking of You ecard with text: Why does society frown upon people with minds like ours?

why does society

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Thinking of You ecard with text: nobody will ever understand me like you do. except maybe snake plissken (woot!)

nobody will understand

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CheerUp ecard with text: When i need cheering up, i just try to imagine everything and everyone around me on fire. try it - you'll feel a whole lot better.

when i need cheering up

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Apology ecard with text: I am sorry that i described your wardrobe as a cry for help.

your wardrobe

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Thank You ecard with text: Thanks - but i'm still not sleeping with you.

still not happening

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