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Thinking Of You Cards. For when you're thinking about someone, but also thinking about dead clowns.

Thinking of You Ecard with text: I would like to try some weird stuff but I dont want you to worry. Or even feel obliged to be conscious. Whatever works for you is fine.

Thinking of You Ecard with text: One easy way to 'blend in' is to never be overheard speculating about what the hell it is that the squirrels are secretly up to. — about this card: squirrel conformity | People, January 21 is National Squirrel Appreciation Day in North America. Squirrels are going about under-appreciated, and it's a crying shame. I was twenty-four when I saw my first squirrel and never since that day have I been completely oblivious to them. Let us join together in support, and paranoia, of squirrels.

Thinking of You Ecard with text: I am sorry that total strangers on the internet do not envy or appreciate your knowledge of internet memes and Tarantino movies.

Thinking of You Ecard with text: I want you to know that Im cool with you being secretly gay and everything. (These rainbow colors symbolize my tolerance of you)

Thinking of You Ecard with text: The Tobacco Industry makes billions of dollars per year trafficking in addiction, sickness, premature death, and it would be immoral for me to give them any money. And so in a way it is my social conscience that forces me to bum them from you.

Thinking of You Ecard with text: I have my own religion and in that religion all pandas secretly hate you. — about this card: all pandas | On Wednesdays I like to post a link to an older card and then spend the rest of my day campaigning for religious tolerance, particularly for all religions that correctly agree with my own views, unlike those other heretic religions that I hate and would burn to the ground if the law wasn't so restrictive.

Thinking of You Ecard with text: If you actually cared about me you would be here making me a cup of tea but you are not and this is why I think you suck at relationships.

Thinking of You Ecard with text: I am not saying you have bad taste in music because I am your friend and friends dont say things like that. Even when friends think it, they remain ever silent. Even when it gnaws at them like some great, insidious insect...

Thinking of You Ecard with text: You should just forgive me for my personality problems just like I have to forgive you for your lack of fashion sense.

Thinking of You Ecard with text: im just saying that sexual intercourse would probably fix whatever it is that is wrong with you.

Thinking of You Ecard with text: Help i'm trapped on a crazy planet and the monkeys are in charge.

Thinking of You Ecard with text: I am trying to decide if you are with me or against me.

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