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Dark Humor Ecard with text: We can argue all day whether or not God gets high, but I think the evidence is clear. — about this card: evidence | I never like to hear people arguing about religion because that means they're not sitting there listening attentively to me. Everyone has a different approach to religious debate. Mine is to scream: That Is Anathema! until everyone leaves. I guess it's important to win.

Dark Humor Ecard with text: Don't knock war. It's societies way of getting rid of unwanted teenagers. — about this card: war | 'One day an old lady on a bus told me that my being drafted into a war would probably fix everything that she instantly didn't like about me. I realized right away that this is why young people no longer introduce themselves with the words "at your disposal".'

Dark Humor Ecard with text: Nothing brings forth the thrill of the hunt quite like opening the door to Jehovah's Witnesses. — about this card: hunting | For those among us who are religiously tolerant enough to get away with laughing at the religiously intolerant, here is today's wrongcard. For everyone else, well, I look forward to your letters.

Celebrity Ecard with text: Your problems are negligible, think of Charlie Sheen. If someone gave YOU a choice between nothing and two million dollars to make a show like Two and a Half Men, you'd be a complete emotional wreck as well. — about this card: charlie sheen | The media is blitzing us with reports of uprisings in Libya, Tunisia and Egypt, but have so far ignored the tribulations of actor Charlie Sheen. He's out of work and in six months will run out of cocaine. He doesn't need our pity, he needs drugs and hookers, so take on some extra shifts and donate generously. Thank you.

Dark Humor Ecard with text: Don't worry, the TSA have only hired people who don't enjoy looking at naked people or groping genitals. So it's not pervy or anything. — about this card: hand lotion | I'm really, really annoyed at the TSA right now. I've read so much about this stuff they're doing, looking at naked people on scanners and groping people. And not one single call back about my job application.

Dark Humor Ecard with text: live in the moment. because, based on what we have already learned from technology, none of us can say with complete confidence that we won't be raped by our android butlers whenever we forget to download their latest service packs..

Dark Humor Ecard with text: I'm happy to smoke weed because everybody who smokes weed says that is safe.

Dark Humor Ecard with text: If we lose our jobs, let's start a small non-profit devoted to teaching bankers on Wall Street how to tie an effective noose. ps. yes I know i'm a genius.

Celebrity Ecard with text: michael jackson 1958-2009 he was anti-semitic but at least he loved children.

Dark Humor Ecard with text: You can talk about Star Trek the Original Series, William Shatner, lens flare in space,which Captain was better, or where the new film departs from the official canon any time you want. You just need to tell me first so I can leave the room.

Dark Humor Ecard with text: Without faith God is nothing. Though this signifies an unwholesome dependence on 'external validation 'to fortify his own self-worth and in my opinion he really should have appeared on Dr Phil before now.

Dark Humor Ecard with text: i am secretly relieved that my burning desire to hang wall street executives from the nearest lamp post is fast becoming socially acceptable.

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