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Dark Humor Ecards

Dark Humor Ecard with text: I'm happy to smoke weed because everybody who smokes weed says that is safe.

weed safety

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Dark Humor Ecard with text: If we lose our jobs, let's start a small non-profit devoted to teaching bankers on Wall Street how to tie an effective noose. ps. yes I know i'm a genius.

an effective noose

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Celebrity Ecard with text: michael jackson 1958-2009 he was anti-semitic but at least he loved children.

michael jackson

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Dark Humor Ecard with text: You can talk about Star Trek the Original Series, William Shatner, lens flare in space,which Captain was better, or where the new film departs from the official canon any time you want. You just need to tell me first so I can leave the room.

trekkies whatever

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Dark Humor Ecard with text: Without faith God is nothing. Though this signifies an unwholesome dependence on 'external validation 'to fortify his own self-worth and in my opinion he really should have appeared on Dr Phil before now.

god and dr phil

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Dark Humor Ecard with text: i am secretly relieved that my burning desire to hang wall street executives from the nearest lamp post is fast becoming socially acceptable.

i am secretly relieved

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Dark Humor Ecard with text: prepare your children for their real economic future. teach them how to pick pockets.

prepare your children

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Celebrity Ecard with text: If heath ledger taught us anything, it is that we need to stop buying drugs from mary-kate olsen.

heath ledger

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Celebrity

Dark Humor Ecard with text: remember - advanced literacy can lead to feelings of despair and alienation. be careful to conceal this. instead, try to obey impulses originating from televisions.

advanced literacy

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Dark Humor Ecard with text: if ever asked, you believe the government only listens in on us for our own benefit. try and appear interested only in fashion and cosmetics. remember, always act as if nothing is wrong.

if ever asked

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