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Mother's Day Ecards

Mother's Day Ecard with text: Happy Mothers Day Few Mothers have done more for their progeny than you. Excepting those who died in childbirth of course. I mean, we have to give credit where credit is due. Those Mothers make your maternal sacrifices seem trivial.

maternal sacrifice

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Mother's Day Ecard with text: these pretty flowers had their stalks snapped just as they budded so people could feel good about themselves. It seems pretty morbid and deranged to me, but old women like this stuff so here you are, Happy Mothers Day Blah Blah.

these pretty flowers

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Mother's Day Ecard with text: i'm too old to be breast-fed, ma!

too old to be breast-fed

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Mother's Day Ecard with text: happy mother's day, ma - as always i promise to reform and be good from now on. ha - so not gonna happen.

i promise to reform

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Mother's Day Ecard with text: mother, there is so much i want to tell you. like - if you don't stop putting my future inheritance into slot machines I think I'm going to have a major heart attack.

so much to tell you

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Mother's Day Ecard with text: mother, my frickin' psychiatrist wants to send you a commission

my frickin psychiatrist

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Mother's Day Ecard with text: mother, i told you to stay in the basement

stay in the basement

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