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Holiday Ecards

Christmas Columbus Day Easter Greetings Father's Day Halloween Independence Day Mother's Day New Year's St Patricks's Day Thanksgiving
Thanksgiving Ecard with text: Thanksgiving this year will be all about that very special feeling of gratitude that we can now finally sit and smirk

special feelings

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Thanksgiving

Thanksgiving Ecard with text: Some say that there is more to Thanksgiving than gluttony disguised as gratitude, or the massacre of 5.3 million turkeys. HA HA HA HA HA HAHA.

damnedest things

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Thanksgiving

Thanksgiving Ecard with text: later they will say nobody expected the rise of hoards of undead thanksgiving zombie turkeys, all hungry for bloody vengeance...

later they will say

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Thanksgiving

Thanksgiving Ecard with text: please do not touch the thanksgiving turkey inappropriately this year

turkey fondling

Yes I know it makes your parents uncomfortable but you said no more politics and besides, isn't it time we as a society had a conversation about turkey fondlers? Look, I know you say it's not a good time but you always say that and - Thanksgiving? I mean the topic just suggests itself! If your extended family is too immature to discuss turkey fondling, then fine but I don't know why I try so hard.

Thanksgiving

Halloween Ecard with text: Decorating a front lawn with the rotting fruits of a late-night grave robbery is a felony. But sometimes, an authentic Halloween requires that we go that extra mile.

halloween decorations

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Halloween

Halloween Ecard with text: May ten thousand nightmarish, pumpkin-headed creatures armed with Kalashnikovs and rocket-propelled grenades stage a violent and bloody military coup this Halloween.

ten thousand creatures

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Halloween

Halloween Ecard with text: Halloween not creepy enough? how about now with this picture of tom cruise talking about scientology?

creepy enough

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Halloween

Halloween Ecard with text: There is more to halloween than looking at goth chicks on myspace. get out there and scare a child.

more to halloween

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Halloween

Mother's Day Ecard with text: these pretty flowers had their stalks snapped just as they budded so people could feel good about themselves. It seems pretty morbid and deranged to me, but old women like this stuff so here you are, Happy Mothers Day Blah Blah.

these pretty flowers

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Mother's Day

Mother's Day Ecard with text: i'm too old to be breast-fed, ma!

too old to be breast-fed

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Mother's Day

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