St.Patricks Day Ecards, for Americans claiming to be Irish

Ah, St. Patrick’s Day. A bunch of non-Irish-folk paint themselves green, get viciously drunk and slur about some non-existent Irish ancestors.

This isn’t the first religious holiday to be co-opted by nationalists and alcoholics, and it won’t be the last. But why has it been co-opted by Americans? It’s not as if St.Patrick’s Day produces any oil.

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